Happy Holidays, You Bastard 


It's Christmas Eve nad I've only wrapped 
to fuckin' presents 
It's Christmas Eve nad I've only wrapped 
to fuckin' presents 
And I hate, hate, hate your guts 
I hate, hate, hate your guts 
And I'll never talk to you again 
Unless uyour mom will touch my cock 
I'll never talk to you again 
Ejaculate into a sock 
I'll never talk to you again 
I'll never talk to you again 

It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate 
seven fuckin' hot dogs 
I's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate 
seven fuckin' hot dogs 
And he shit, shit, shit his pants 
He's always fuckin' shitin his pants 
I'll never talk to you again 

Unless your dad will suck me off 
I'll never talk to you again 
Unless your mom'll touch my cock 
I'll never talk to you again 
Ejaculate into a sock 
I'll never talk to you again 
I'll never talk to you again